Ditcherville Comics

# Ditcherville 1 - Welcome to Ditcherville

What’s your hourly rate?


# Ditcherville 2 - What should my hourly rate be?

What should my hourly rate be?


# Ditcherville 3 - Can we do 50/50?

Can we do 50/50?


# Ditcherville 4 - Because We’re A Non-Profit!

Because We’re A Non-Profit!


# Ditcherville 5 - Can you hit the deadline?

Can you hit the deadline?


# Ditcherville 6 - You’re twice as much!

You’re twice as much!


# Ditcherville 7 - So what?

So what?


# Ditcherville 8 - DIY

DIY


# Ditcherville 9 - Being Your Own Boss

Being Your Own Boss


# Ditcherville 10 - Compared to what?

Compared to what?


# Ditcherville 11 - Clients don’t value what I do!

Clients don’t value what I do!


# Ditcherville 12 - Since you’re working on the website anyway...

Since you’re working on the website anyway...


# Ditcherville 13 - You have no choice!

You have no choice!


# Ditcherville 14 - How much for a Like button?

How much for a Like button?


# Ditcherville 15 - If you’re such an expert...

If you’re such an expert...


# Ditcherville 16 - How do I get better clients?

How do I get better clients?


# Ditcherville 17 - My business is finally growing!

My business is finally growing!


# Ditcherville 18 - How did you calculate your price?

How did you calculate your price?


# Ditcherville 19 - But that’s just a made up number!

But that’s just a made up number!


# Ditcherville 20 - I don’t know what to do!

I don’t know what to do!


# Ditcherville 21 - My time is valuable!

My time is valuable!


# Ditcherville 22 - I just splurged on a top-of-the-line computer rig!

I just splurged on a top-of-the-line computer rig!


# Ditcherville 23 - We need to track your hours!

We need to track your hours!


# Ditcherville 24 - How much does it cost to build a website?

How much does it cost to build a website?


# Ditcherville 25 - Who should I bill for the hour?

Who should I bill for the hour?


# Ditcherville 26 - How do I make more money?

How do I make more money?


# Ditcherville 27 - I’m working constantly but I never get ahead!

I’m working constantly but I never get ahead!


# Ditcherville 28 - I just want to focus on my work!

I just want to focus on my work!


# Ditcherville 29 - I’ll never get that through accounting!

I’ll never get that through accounting!


# Ditcherville 30 - You should hire me to redo your website!

You should hire me to redo your website!


# Ditcherville 31 - I’d love to start quoting fixed prices!

I’d love to start quoting fixed prices!


# Ditcherville 32 - I know I should pick a niche, but...

I know I should pick a niche, but...


# Ditcherville 33 - How do I find the time?

How do I find the time?


# Ditcherville 34 - Should I write a book or start a podcast?

Should I write a book or start a podcast?


# Ditcherville 35 - How long did you think it would take?

How long did you think it would take?


# Ditcherville 36 - Give fixed prices? Are you crazy?!

Give fixed prices? Are you crazy?!


# Ditcherville 37 - What’s your secret to success?

What’s your secret to success?


# Ditcherville 38 - We can’t wait to get started!

We can’t wait to get started!


# Ditcherville 39 - I love your email list!

I love your email list!


# Ditcherville 40 - We haven’t got much budget for this...

We haven’t got much budget for this...


# Ditcherville 41 - We’re willing to consider letting you apply!

We’re willing to consider letting you apply!


# Ditcherville 42 - I’ve only got two minutes!

I’ve only got two minutes!


# Ditcherville 43 - Have you ever needed exact change?

Have you ever needed exact change?


# Ditcherville 44 - My new client asked for a discount!

My new client asked for a discount!


# Ditcherville 45 - Why would you search for that?

Why would you search for that?


# Ditcherville 46 - I’ve been doing calligraphy for ten years!

I’ve been doing calligraphy for ten years!


# Ditcherville 47 - Why not triple it?

Why not triple it?


# Ditcherville 48 - Ten bucks for draft beer?!

Ten bucks for draft beer?!


# Ditcherville 49 - Everything is falling apart!

Everything is falling apart!


# Ditcherville 50 - How can I make more money on Upwork?

How can I make more money on Upwork?


# Ditcherville 51 - TGIF!

TGIF!


# Ditcherville 52 - What should I do?

What should I do?


# Ditcherville 53 - I need you to drop everything!

I need you to drop everything!


# Ditcherville 54 - I’m in big trouble!

I’m in big trouble!


# Ditcherville 55 - No.

No.


# Ditcherville 56 - I have to talk to them!

I have to talk to them!


# Ditcherville 57 - Why don’t you have any employees?

Why don’t you have any employees?


# Ditcherville 58 - I just sent out an estimate!

I just sent out an estimate!


# Ditcherville 59 - How do I get better SEO?

How do I get better SEO?


# Ditcherville 60 - You’re not pricing

You’re not pricing


# Ditcherville 61 - Have you ever priced anything?

Have you ever priced anything?


# Ditcherville 62 - Someone ripped off your website!

Someone ripped off your website!


# Ditcherville 63 - You could bring in more money!

You could bring in more money!


# Ditcherville 64 - $50,000 for a blueprint?!

$50,000 for a blueprint?!


# Ditcherville 65 - How’d you beat all your competitors?

How’d you beat all your competitors?


# Ditcherville 66 - Here’s your final invoice!

Here’s your final invoice!


# Ditcherville 67 - We’re not competitors

We’re not competitors


# Ditcherville 68 - Can you send me a breakdown of your costs?

Can you send me a breakdown of your costs?


# Ditcherville 69 - This codebase is complete garbage!

This codebase is complete garbage!


# Ditcherville 70 - Can I bounce a business idea off of you?

Can I bounce a business idea off of you?


# Ditcherville 71 - Beautiful Garbage

Beautiful Garbage


# Ditcherville 72 - When will you know?

When will you know?