Awesome Quotes

If everything seems under control, you just aren't going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Kierkegaard

It's amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit. - John Wooden

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. - Ty Webb

A good way to enslave a man is to make him obsess over trivia. - Rousseau

A problem well stated is a problem half solved. - Charles F. Kettering

A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. - William James

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Thoreau

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you’ll be criticized anyway. You’ll be damned if you do, and damned if you don’t. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Each possession I own is but a stone around my neck. - Albert Einstein

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler. - Albert Einstein

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. - H. L. Mencken

Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle

He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. - Douglas Adams

He that can have patience can have what he will. - Benjamin Franklin

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why. - David Lee Roth

I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

I mean what's the use of all that astronomy? There isn't any. Its curiosity that I'm satisfying. - Richard Feynman

I think our planet’s immune system is trying to get rid of us, and should. - Kurt Vonnegut

If you are going to invite the crowd to the party, you might as well ask them to help with the planning and cleanup. The crowd likes to be involved. - Jeff Howe

If you aren’t embarrassed by v1.0 you didn’t release it early enough - Andy Brice

Imagination is more important than knowledge... - Albert Einstein

In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

In times of change, the learners will inherit the world and the learned will find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. - Eric Hoffer

Intellectuals say simple things in difficult ways. Artists say difficult things in simple ways. - Charles Bukowski

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. - Abraham Lincoln

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle

It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. - Ulysses Everett McGill

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. - Butch Hancock

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. - Etched into a Burger King table, 1975

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Nothing is as durable as a bad idea. - H.L. Mencken

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Prediction is very hard, especially about the future. - Yogi Berra

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

School is just society breaking the spirit of the stupid. - unknown

Security is mostly superstition. It doesn't exist in nature. Life is a great adventure or it is nothing. - Helen Keller

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge. - Don Henley

Stick your head above the crowd and eventually somebody will throw a rock at it. - David Lee Roth

The 1st thing to decide before you walk into any negotiation is what to do if the other fellow says no. - Ernest Bevin

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year - John Foster Dulles

The most dangerous thing you will ever do is drive a car. - unknown

The true delight is in the finding out rather than in the knowing. - Isaac Asimov

There are 10 kinds of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't. - Rethin

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure - Colin Powell

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

There is no greater impediment to the advancement of knowledge than the ambiguity of words. - Thomas Reid

There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity. - General Douglas MacArthur

There's only one song, and Adam and Eve wrote it; the rest is a variation on a theme. - Keith Richards

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. - Groucho Marx

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. - Albert Einstein

We do not inherit the world from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children. - Navajo proverb

We shall not cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time. - T.S. Eliot

We share half our genes with the banana. This is a fact more evident in some of my acquaintances than others. - Robert May

Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln

When given two competing explanations for an event----one involving conspiracy and the other incompetence----always choose incompetence. - Dr. Richard Cottam

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

Why do you wake up in the morning and do things? If you can't answer that, you might as well end it now. - Peter Baer

Worry is a misuse of imagination. - Dan Zadra

XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve your problem, you're not using enough of it. - Anonymous Coward on slashdot.com